Howard Stern… the Poor Man’s Lenny Bruce?
So, Howard Stern is turning himself into the Poor Man’s Lenny Bruce… who, in the waning days of his career during his obscenity trias took to reading his court transcripts for his routine.
Well, here’s Howard Stern:
http://news.bostonherald.com/national/view.bg?articleid=1452
Stern pointed to Thursday’s Oprah Winfrey Show TV broadcast focusing on teenage girls’ sexual behavior, including a “secret language” of sexual terms.
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“Don’t bleep it,” Stern pleaded with his producer. “This is what is going to expose the hypocrisy. If they fine me for this, they have to fine Oprah. And if they fine Oprah all hell is going to break loose.”
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But Stern’s sidekick Robin Quivers noted: “Those aren’t doctors talking” on the Oprah show.
“It’s hoopla,” Stern agreed. “It’s Oprah going woo…”
Bear with me. Here’s the transcript from Oprah Winfrey’s show, not aired on Howard Stern’s show.:
WINFREY: Yeah. So you say–let’s talk about that secret language, Michelle.
Ms. BURFORD: Yes.
WINFREY: I didn’t know any of this.
Ms. BURFORD: I have–yeah, I have–I’ve gotten a whole new vocabulary, let me tell you.
WINFREY: I did not know any of this. Does this–does this mean I am no longer hip?
REED: …(Unintelligible).
Ms. BURFORD: Salad-tossing. I’m thinking cucumbers, lettuce, tomatoes. OK? I am definitely not hip.
WINFREY: OK–so–OK, so what is a salad toss?
Ms. BURFORD: OK, a tossed salad is–get ready; hold on to your underwear for this one–oral anal sex. So oral sex to the anus is what tossed salad is. Hi, Mom. OK. A rainbow party is an oral sex party. It’s a gathering where oral sex is performed. And a–rainbow comes from–all of the girls put on lipstick and each one puts her mouth around the penis of the gentleman or gentlemen who are there to receive favors and makes a mark in a different place on the penis, hence, the term rainbow. So…