David Icke, professional conspiracy-theoriest nutball, apparently does fewer appearances on the Art Bells and Jeff Renses of the world than he used to, was on Clyde Lewis a few weeks ago. The listener got to hear about the other dimensional beings of the Fascist moment who move around willy-nilly through time, re-arrange evidence so that History can march onward toward the One World Government. The listener got to hear about how the Ruling Class are all “Reptilian Monsters”, an assertion that’s actually fairly difficult to dispute.

Venture into his website. Screw his latest book… Sorry to say, Mr. Icke, but Love is not the Answer. Anyway…

Scurry through the Onion-like story WMD Found!… scurry through and make a mental note of this story, which I must excerpt:

IN 1991 DAVID ICKE WAS RIDICULED THROUGHOUT THE UK FOR WEARING TURQUOISE AND STRESSING ITS IMPORTANCE IN THE NATIONAL MEDIA. THEY SAID HE WAS A LUNATIC.

NOW A SCIENTIST HAS REVEALED THAT TURQUOISE IS THE BASE COLOUR OF THE UNIVERSE.

They laughed at me and called me mad! Who’s Mad now, eh?!!? The one problem is he appears to have been presumptuous with his praise: the scientist forgot to carry a one or something and now we know that the universe is actually a beige color.

Now just skip over to the biography on the first George Bush.. There you go. Every conspiracy-trope of the Bush family consolidated into however many pages. I may or may not excerpt as I pursue at random… if I do it’ll be in this post.

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