Greenland is off the Map
January 24th, 2026We avoided a war for Greenland. I guess. The most nonsensical imperial mission imaginable, it ignores that we have been effectively a soft imperial power there in that our government has everything they possibly want in military base and any mineral extraction contracts and if by some crazy reason they’d want more — which there is no reason they would and it would be an unprofitable burden and venture — it could be had for the asking — except for some stupid reason Trump got it in his head that it would be neat to have Greenland. And off of that we have mainstream and conservative coverage on the Greenland issue as though there is something sane at stake here, rational US actors, great geopolitical concerns in power politics (Russia may want to do something with Greenland, even as… they are the first signees for Trump’s “NATO circumventing and bulldoze Gaza to open up hotels” Board of Peace, so I don’t know what they are.). We can mark this week as that where the price of electing Trump twice hit on the world stage, as opposed to what we have domestically. I would like to think a weakened power position has its opportunities for finally limiting American reach — except there this aggression just turns inward — and so it is, ICE thuggery galore, federal government brazen in keeping up the lies.
I suppose we ought all read Hillbilly Elegy to get some sense of the next president — Trump is where everyone thinks Biden was, except malignant so. I always imagine opening up the alternate universes, to see which one at the outset of 2024 keeps us from President Trump, which action from Biden, which nominating decision from the Democrats. I hoped Biden could take his final vow shortly after his State of the Union address — I had him following a new variant Chester Arthur model in keeping up the campaign as it is the only way to govern but pulling the ripcord. From there, I have no idea if Kamala Harris with an extra few months’ could do anything or if we have to skip to Andy Beshear or forced to skip to a Dwayne Johnson. The last redoubt for an alternate universe, and one that is highly doubtful but strokes the line by Allan Lichtman and those “keys” — Biden runs… The logic swirls, America gets confronted by the specter, Biden’s doddering old age serves in the roundabout way to bring us over to Trump’s doddering old age — and now you have clarification — two versions of doddering to choose from, and look into instead of passing it off as a Don Rickels routine that entertains on election day.




